I did it! I'VE FINALLY HAD "SUCCESS" WITH BP! Just a few minutes ago, I checked BP's view count and it showed 301 views! 300 people excluding myself have played my (extremely bad) game. They gave my game a chance. They were willing to play a game they have never heard of and didn't have any knowledge about. I'd like to thank everyone who checked out my game for 5 seconds and left instantly. This is the first time my project has gotten to 300 views (excluding the Mario death thing)! Hooray for BP! I now have hope.
I'd like to give a shoutout to my (2) fans for being my fans and for Tom Fulp for NOT immediately blamming my game.
BP stands for Botany Presser, which is this: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/792307
Mario's death: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/792465